Child molesting glam-rocker Gary Glitter has something to declare at customs. Oh don’t look at me like that, it’s funny.
Gary Glitter gets some takeout en route back to the UK
Gary Glitter Sets an Example
By The Guv'nerpsycho secretary
I like Pie Charts!
August 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm
He’ll have a hard time declaring the value of his contents.
At least he’s not smuggling Al-Qaida agents. Cause that would be wrong.
August 21, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Ticket from Hong Kong to the UK – $800
Fu Man Chu moustache and shifty glare – $5
Asian Child In-Flight Entertainment? Priceless!
August 21, 2008 at 5:54 pm
i now have “Rock and Roll Part II” in my head. thanks… thanks a lot.
August 21, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Oh dear god. I laughed so hard the Teens Who Pretend I Don’t Exist even asked “What?”
Of course they didn’t get off their ass to look.
August 21, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Mini Jon: ANYTIME!
Leo: Hahahaha! Me too. That pic is PERFECTION.
August 21, 2008 at 10:11 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s the funniest fucking thing I have seen in YEARS…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
August 21, 2008 at 10:35 pm
awesome. I never got the whole thing about child molestation. Kids are annoying and expensive. And I sure as hell would not want my own personal one in a plasitc baggie.
August 22, 2008 at 9:45 am
I want some of that if it tastes like chicken and broccoli. I love chicken and broccoli.
August 22, 2008 at 10:33 am
Guffawed in a most inappropriate manner.
I think we should punish all male child molesters by making them grow a beard like that.
August 22, 2008 at 11:26 am
Oh my. I feel dirty for laughing. Oh so dirty.
August 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I laughed and laughed. Now I am feeling guilty. Oh crap, I’m laughing again.
August 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I am still laughing. I’ve visited this page three times today to laugh some more.
August 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Fal: Agreed.
Ms. P: I’m happy to let everyone else have them personally. I can just sit back and snicker about inappropriate jokes like this one!
Teri: I’m not sure how to test that theory but with a little sweet n’ sour sauce maybe…
DCup: AWESOME idea. I thought he was going for a Fu Man Chu type of look but came out looking more “Sad old pedo guy”.
Winter: Haha you’ll get over it.
Suze: Join the club. It’s funny. I snorted so hard it caused an earthquake.
Fal: You’re insane, woman!
August 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Having once been a 17 year old victim of a 19 year old predatory female, I almost cried when I saw this. You wouldn’t be laughing if it was you who were being repeatedly told, “harder, harder, HARDER!”
Oh, the humanity!
August 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Bananas: You are obviously scarred for life you unfortunate man. However, be glad it wasn’t Gary Glitter.
August 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
He is one creepy looking Mofo.
August 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Yeah he certainly is, dude. He might as well just tattoo the word “PEDO” on his forehead.
August 22, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Oh crap, I laughed. Am I going to hell?
August 23, 2008 at 12:07 am
Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” is now stuck in my head. And the answer is “No!”
August 23, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Chris: Well if you are we ALL are. Partay!!!
Wendy: If it stays in my head all day you’ll be hearing from me, young lady. ICK! Funny though.
August 23, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Can I just copy and paste Fal’s comment? I’m laughing too hard to come up with anything else.
August 25, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Beck: Sure! I’ve been laughing for days. It’s so wrong but SO right.
August 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Making me laugh that loud at work is a crime, young lady.
August 25, 2008 at 4:31 pm
So there is where you went hiding!
August 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Gnugs: You loved it. You’re chortling like a maniac right now.
Diane: HEY! I thought I’d told you. I guess I’m an idiot. Well of course I’m an idiot…
August 25, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Oh Guv – I have nothing to add -but this is damn funny. Did you do this photoshop job?? Clever girl.
August 25, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I did NOT give them permission to use that baby picture of me. Heads are gonna roll.
August 26, 2008 at 12:52 am
Kids love playing with plastic bags. It’s what took 3 of my brothers.
Well, that and me not letting them escape.
August 26, 2008 at 9:03 am
That is a classic.
August 26, 2008 at 10:27 am
Lady: I am afraid I did not! I just found it and popped something laughing at it and had to share!
So: Hahaha, luckily you’re a little too old for Mr. Glitter. You might have the Asian sexiness but you’re lacking the 8 year old sexiness.
PAD: You can look forward to a future of auto erotic asphyxiation then my friend! Awesome!
Dr. Z: I agree. Everything from the shifty look on his face to the look on the kid’s face is priceless.
August 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm
For a dude who had such rawkin’ stage outfits in the swinging seventies, he sure is a funny lookin’ fella nowadays. Was he going for Japanese grandaddy or Colonel Sanders? I can’t decide.
Dudes that twiddle with the kiddies need to have their slingshots fed into a wood chipper.
August 26, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Also what’s he gonna do with that clenched fist?
August 27, 2008 at 8:47 pm
bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!! OMG!! I have laughed so hard so many times at this post. Hilarious.
August 27, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Tony: Actually, what he’s going to do with that fist doesn’t bear thinking about. I hope it’s got nothing to do with his sweet and sour sauce, however. EW.
Mel: No kidding. We are one warped bunch of people!
But if it’s wrong who wants to be right. Right?
August 28, 2008 at 3:26 am
HAHAHA! I love it.
August 28, 2008 at 11:56 am
180: It will just never cease to be funny, that’s the truth. Sick but funny.
August 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
OMG that was hilarious. Thanks I needed that.
September 2, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Mike: You’re welcome. I’m still laughing at it!
September 3, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I peed myself a little bit…
September 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Dude, that is never a good thing. Adult diapers?
September 12, 2008 at 8:31 am
Ahh this pic has been doing the rounds recently.
And it cracks me up every time.