People who use the word “Squee” of their own free will, should be impaled on a sword because they are as deficient in loveliness as people who say “LOL” out loud.
That is all.
People who use the word “Squee” of their own free will, should be impaled on a sword because they are as deficient in loveliness as people who say “LOL” out loud.
That is all.
September 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm
What the hell is SQuee?
September 9, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I agree about squee but I love to say “LOL” when I’m too tired to laugh. And often I AM that tired.
September 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm
I don’t know anyone who says “Squee” when I’m not telling them to squeal like a pig, but the verbal “LOL” thing instantly lets me know I hate someone.
September 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I was going to ask the same thing. I guess I’ll have to go on unimpaled for the present.
September 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Dr. Z: You know, people on the internets when they get excited or giddy go “SQUEE!!!!” I hate those people.
I bet you see it tomorrow now I’ve mentioned it.
September 9, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Wendy: Since it’s you and you’re lovely I’ll allow you to continue breathing. Plus it’s the squee I’m really concerned about.
PAD: Agreed. I usually poke those people right in the eye and say “LOL at that, pigfucker.”
IoP: The idea of progress can’t have lead a sheltered internet life SURELY!
September 9, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I similarly hate people who type :::giggle:::
Go fuck yourself, giggler.
September 9, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Fal: Yeah, I say to those people “fuck you you fuckin’ fuck”.
September 9, 2008 at 9:07 pm
A chick at the Texaco garage the other day said “ELL OH ELL” to her friend. I just thought that chick was retarded and asking for jello.
September 9, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Dude. You are going to hell. HELL OH HELL. Geddit? HA!
September 10, 2008 at 9:18 am
I like you because you hate things I’ve never even heard of before.
September 10, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Dude, you’ve never heard of SQUEE! I have a live journal background, I used to see it there all the damn time. Whenever someone’s excited it’s “OOOH SQUEEEE!”
Die in a fire squeeers.
September 10, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I’ve also never heard of “squee” but I hated it on sight.
September 10, 2008 at 1:55 pm
CDP: Really that is ALL that matters.
September 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm
LOL
September 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Teri: I knew someone would do it. I’m amazed it took this long.
September 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
If you hate it – I hate it.
September 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I feel like a trend setter, Suze! But seriously, where have you people been when you haven’t encountered SQUEE? WHERE?
September 10, 2008 at 5:25 pm
*w00t!!*
September 10, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I can live with w00t. Maybe. If I’ve had caffeine and there’s a vague promise of junk food in my future.
September 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Never heard of “squee” either.
I think a rapper used it in a song once. Like, “SQUEE SQUEE!”
Oh wait. That was “skeet skeet”.
That’s not the same at all.
September 10, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Yet equally as annoying I’d think.
September 10, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I don’t know what Sqee is either, but if it’s related to text message short hand, then I despise it.
September 11, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Lady: It isn’t but it’s equally irritating, honest!
September 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I definitely just saw ‘SQUEE’ for the first time (well, that I noticed, anyway) the other day and the first thing I thought was, what the….?
I have to agree with you about the L-O-L thing, although I admit until I saw the Texaco comment I thought you were joking… WHO SAYS THAT OUTLOUD?
September 11, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Melissa: There was a time a few years back when I saw it every single damn day. Just lately it seems to be having a resurgence of sorts. I must quosh it immediately!
I’ve heard a few people saying “LOL (LOLL)” or “ell o ell” and each time makes me contemplate homicide with something heavy.
September 12, 2008 at 3:42 am
I know people who say ‘LOL’ out loud. It makes me giggle. (I think I’ve done it once or twice too…PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!)
Oh, and another confession? I discovered this blog this morning. And I think I’m in love with you.
September 12, 2008 at 3:43 am
I know people who say ‘LOL’ out loud. It makes me giggle. (I think I’ve done it once or twice too…PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!)
Oh, and another confession? I discovered this blog this morning. And I think I’m in love with you.
September 12, 2008 at 8:39 am
Why would all these people go around sounding or imitating excited pigs? I’ll just can’t understand young people these days.
September 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Why? Why? Why? Do people say LOL????? The next time I hear someone say that I will smack them.
Wow, apparently I woke up on the wrong side of the wine bottle today.
September 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm
The verbal LOL sends me on a hunt for a hammer to hit them with!
September 18, 2008 at 10:09 pm
i got a problem with people who type lol as well. just go with a freakin’ emoticon instead!
= : – )
September 19, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I hate even typing LOL.
(I feel so dirty now.)
September 20, 2008 at 3:28 am
I totally agree! I also hate “lurve.”
September 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I didn’t know about the SQUEE thing. Thought maybe it was the sound of gerbils right before….well, you know.
I’m kinda glad it’s not.
September 21, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Thank you for bringing it up! I have always secretely hated Squeers. Now I can openly hate them. I have never encountered anyone who said “Ell. Oh. Ell.” Probably because they know I’d punch ‘em.
Oh! You know who else I hate? Verbal “OH.EM.GEE.”ers.
September 30, 2008 at 4:42 pm
People say LOL out loud ???? What wastes of space. Never heard SQUEE thank god, makes my blood run cold.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Where the hell are you? I am the only one allowed to disappear.
You are going to make me Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
But I have never heard of it either.
October 21, 2008 at 10:58 am
Listen, lady, it’s high time to come back. I miss you.
October 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Oh so many comments! I will just say you are all NUTS. And for that I am thankful.
Um..sorry I’ve been missing lately – busy doing stuff. I know it’s no excuse but hey. Hi! You’re all looking fabulous.
October 22, 2008 at 2:20 am
Douchegirl: OH EM GEE???? NO! If I encountered that there’d be a massacre! Oh the humanity. And thank you for being someone who a) recognizes ’squee’ and b) hates it with an equal passion. It’s just plain wrong. We need to start an anti squee army.
October 27, 2008 at 1:55 am
Hi there, I would like to apply to join the anti-squeee army.
I hear you are recruiting?
October 27, 2008 at 3:08 am
Yes ma’am!!! Name your weapon and it’s yours.
October 28, 2008 at 12:59 am
Is the M-16 still available?