A Friday Thought

What’s so miraculous about Miracle Whip? Because, let’s be honest here, it’s just sort of like mayonnaise with flavor. I could put flavor in mayo in about three seconds and it wouldn’t even be close to a miracle, it would just be a case of grabbing a ketchup bottle or some garlic or the strained juice from Justin Timberlake’s salty jock strap or something.

Miracle Whip needs to be taken down a peg or two if you ask me. Maybe call it “Passable Mayo Substitute Whip”. Sure it’s less catchy but it’s at least true.

In other news, I’m now going by the name the Godlike Guv’ner.

Kat’s Night In Hell

Today is the birthday of Miss Kat over at Rocketradio and although it’s traditional I write a kick ass poem for the event, this year my brain exploded and my verse application went with it, so instead, please all enjoy this photo of Kat’s surprise shagfest party happening late tonight after the rest of us are in bed. My, someone’s going to be sore tomorrow!

Gunther has something that’s going to pop for you.

Titney

It was Britney’s birthday yesterday and the world celebrated that she actually made it to 27 without losing all of her fourteen marbles, although I’d say she’s not totally cured yet because it looks like she forgot to put on a top.

I don’t know about you (ladies) but I wouldn’t be able to have a good time wearing that dress. I’d be spending all night having a panic attack that my jubblies were going to fly loose and conquer the world the second I walked down a step or something. No one needs to see that with their cocktails.

Yes I know, I don’t post for weeks then I come back with this tripe. I do apologize.