Today is the birthday of Miss Kat over at Rocketradio and although it’s traditional I write a kick ass poem for the event, this year my brain exploded and my verse application went with it, so instead, please all enjoy this photo of Kat’s surprise shagfest party happening late tonight after the rest of us are in bed. My, someone’s going to be sore tomorrow!

Gunther has something that’s going to pop for you.
December 8, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Wait – she gets Alan Alda too? Awesome!
December 8, 2008 at 6:43 pm
He’s actually the only decent attendee in there. Well Jeff Daniels probably won’t smash anything up either. I don’t know about Alex Trebek… I hear he gets freaky after a few glasses of Thunderbird.
December 8, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Damn. Balwin’s got a huge head.
December 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Zibbs: Yeah? Everyone knows THAT! Pfft!
December 8, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I wonder how much plastic surgery that photo represents? Oh well, hopefully they’ll have other ‘enhancements’ to share with her as well!
December 9, 2008 at 12:46 am
She is going to orgasm hard tonight!!
December 9, 2008 at 2:18 pm
MG: Not enough I’d say!
Scary. How the hell was Fabio ever a sex god to anyone? HOW?
Poo: I’m sure she’s already placed that photo at various hotspots around the house.
December 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm
OH. MY. GOD!
How did you get that camera in my bedroom???????
Thanks so much Guv – I love you (so much more than all these other guys that I’ve said “I love you” to) and I’m not as wrecked as you’d think this morning. Once again, saved by multiple orifices!
P.S. – Gunther says “hej bebe”. FUCK he’s hot.
December 9, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Dude, I hope he let you into the secret under his champagne bottle and that you didn’t get confused and go for Brett Michaels instead.
December 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Magical.
December 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I know dude. You wish you were there. Maybe next year she’ll let you into her exclusive man-meat club there.
December 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Just an ordinary day around my place.
December 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Wendy! You routinely have Fabio at your place? You wicked (possibly insane and blind) girl!
December 9, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Wow, a birthday chock full of bad sex, bad hair, and catch phrases.
Except for Will Ferrell. I’m jealous of that action.
December 10, 2008 at 10:00 am
wonder if all the white guys were intimidated by Kanye.
December 10, 2008 at 10:01 am
Beck: It actually sounds like your birthday sort of diluted!
Franki: I hope not, especially seeing as how that’s P. Diddy!
December 10, 2008 at 10:23 am
oh shit.
December 10, 2008 at 10:28 am
Just dyin.
December 10, 2008 at 10:54 am
HA HA HA HA HA! Well they both have that smug, self-righteous look about them I guess. And both make me think about punching walls.
December 10, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Wow! Fabio AND Bret Michaels? Woman has some pull.
You might want to check in with your doctor and get a script for Valtrex. You’ll need it after those 2.
December 10, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I know, right? Maybe some heavy duty latex. Um. Yes.
December 13, 2008 at 10:24 am
Okay, that’s funny.
December 13, 2008 at 4:01 pm
That’s what SHE said! To Fabio! Ha ha!