In Other News

Apparently Lindsay Lohan on “Access Hollywood”, referred to President Obama as the “first colored president”.

She then slaughtered a baby seal and sucked out its guts while commiserating with California’s decision to overturn the rights of gays to marry, by saying “It’s a setback sure, but soon fags everywhere will be able to get married like normal people.”


23 Responses to “In Other News”

  1. Some Guy Says:

    She is the epitome of class, isn’t she?

  2. The Guv'ner Says:

    She certainly is! You can just tell she was brought up posh. Or not. 🙂

  3. Poobomber Says:

    I hope Obama starts taxing the hell out of actress wages or something just to spite her.

  4. Suze Says:

    Ha ha ha ha. Freakin’ Lindsay – why is she famous again?

  5. WendyB Says:


  6. BeckEye Says:

    I actually stood up for the poor girl. ME! I mean, come on, she’s just uneducated. That doesn’t make her a horrible racist.

  7. The Guv'ner Says:

    Pooey: That would be funny as hell. Although she probably wouldn’t understand anyway.

    Suze: For being a crazy, drunk, whore! It’s a shame really because I do actually think she can act.

    Wendy: Hee. Meanie.

    Beck: Sad thing is I agree. I don’t think she’s racist at all, just a little ignorant. But she’s also fun to make fun of so, hey, what could I do?

  8. Catherinette Says:

    Did she also pee on the flag while drinking the blood of a newborn baby?

  9. The Guv'ner Says:

    You know, it’s like you were THERE.

  10. Liz Says:

    You’re right, Guv – Lindsay hasn’t given us bloggers much reason to make fun lately, we had to pounce! It’s definitely not something that’s worth getting all righteously offended over, it’s just sort of worth saying “haha, silly LiLo,” over.

  11. Franki Says:

    I heard about this and I couldn’t help but wonder where she’d heard the term “colored”. This is such an outdated term, even for backwards racists.

  12. The Guv'ner Says:

    Liz: I know, I mean usually I wouldn’t bother waiting for an EXCUSE, but hey, when presented with one, USE IT! 🙂

    Franki: She’s really a 75 year old grandmother in a 22 year old whore’s body! 🙂

  13. katrocket Says:


    LinLo will stop at nothing for our undivided attention.

  14. The Guv'ner Says:

    Kat: You know what would get MY undivided attention? If she left the house sometime wearing a turtleneck and jeans or something else where you couldn’t see what she had for breakfast.

  15. Mr. Moosefucker Says:

    You are such a gossip hound. I thought you were above all that Hollywood trash crap.

    Ah well…Another of my beliefs proven wrong.

  16. The Guv'ner Says:

    Psssssh, no you didn’t. I love the Hollywood gossip so I can feel all superior.

  17. so@24 Says:


    The only thing that is saving her are those enormous chesties.

  18. Dr Zibbs Says:

    She is a dummy.

  19. The Guv'ner Says:

    Yes Sir, she is. But so much fun to laugh at. Just don’t touch without gloves.

  20. Diane Mandy Says:

    Ugh. She didn’t, really?

  21. The Guv'ner Says:

    Uh huh. 🙂

  22. leonesse Says:


  23. The Guv'ner Says:

    Well HI LEO!!!

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